FYC: "The Little White Girl Who Could"
Oscar winning 'family friendly' dramedy guaranteed to make children appreciate their parents more.
Fannie McCaine is taken on an adventure holiday to the Democratic Republic of Congo by her wicked step-parents, who 'accidentally' lose her in the jungle during an ape trek.
Soon Fannie is surrounded by guerrillas rather than gorillas... but they are flummoxed when Annie's step-parents refuse to pay any ransom for her.
Frustrated, the warlord in charge decides to monetize her by sending her down the coltan mine with the local children.
Fannie learns the true value of love, laughter, and the minerals in her i-Phone, and all ends happily when Angelina Jolie 'rescues' her, thinking she has adopted a particularly spoilt albino.
Monday, 29 July 2019
Wednesday, 8 May 2019
2001 - A Space Jihad
FYC: "2001 - A Space Jihad" In honour of the 20th anniversary of Stanley Kubrick's elevation to star baby, and of Ramadan , ISIS presents its Islamist remake of 2001.
The plot closely follows the original, until the computer HALAL9000 goes mad because it's not sure how best to point the spaceship towards Mecca for prayers, and decides instead that the crew are all infidels and executes them, before martyring itself by crashing into the Martian monolith.
The plot closely follows the original, until the computer HALAL9000 goes mad because it's not sure how best to point the spaceship towards Mecca for prayers, and decides instead that the crew are all infidels and executes them, before martyring itself by crashing into the Martian monolith.
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| Mind-expanding psychedelia by The Silver Monkey |
Thursday, 2 May 2019
Dagobah: a Star Wars Story
FYC: "Dagobah: a Star Wars Story"
Yoda's ghost is dispossessed of his hovel when greedy developers from Cloud City move in, with the most powerful Force in the galaxy : gentrification , speculative off world investments and money laundering.
Soon Yoda's beloved swamp is bull dozed to make way for artisan Bespin style baguette bakeries and fixed gear droid workshops.
Yoda tries to haunt the shit out of the newcomers, but things go from bad to worse when the forever empty luxury highrises go up, local politicians ironically using Yoda's own death from malaria as the pretext.
Significantly more exciting than the trade negotiations in episode two.
Yoda's ghost is dispossessed of his hovel when greedy developers from Cloud City move in, with the most powerful Force in the galaxy : gentrification , speculative off world investments and money laundering.
Soon Yoda's beloved swamp is bull dozed to make way for artisan Bespin style baguette bakeries and fixed gear droid workshops.
Yoda tries to haunt the shit out of the newcomers, but things go from bad to worse when the forever empty luxury highrises go up, local politicians ironically using Yoda's own death from malaria as the pretext.
Significantly more exciting than the trade negotiations in episode two.
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| VFX by the Silver Monkey |
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