What to Expect When You're Expecting to Die of Bowel Cancer

FYC: "What to Expect When You're Expecting to Die of Bowel Cancer" - Light-hearted bittersweet reprise of the ensemble medico-self-help formula in which Tom Hanks holds Sandra Bullock's hand through nine gruelling months of chemotherapy, agonizing fever and shitting pints of black, putrefying blood before she finally expires just as their son returns home from infant school on the day before Thanksgiving. Cameos include Vin Diesel as a massive, malign, hemorrhaging colorectal tumor.