Friday, 17 February 2012

"You Are What You Eat"

FYC: "You Are What You Eat" - Prequel to the hit film 'Man in the Mirror'. Milos Forman's opus about a jaded gourmand who invents a time-machine in order to go into the future and kill, cook and eat himself... but his future self has other ideas! Starring Ed Norton.

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

"Snakes and Ladders"

FYC: "Snakes and Ladders" - Child-friendly action-adventure movie based on the English version of the classic board-game, with lashings of allegory about the American political system and the influence of the Tea Party on Republican policy. Originally slated as a Michael Bay project, the studio realised it could hire Tim Robbins to helm much cheaper, due to his outstanding financial obligation to Susan Sarandon to buy out her share of the old family summer cottage which became his home after their split. Starring Harvey Keitel as the snake and Vin Diesel as the wooden ladder.