Sunday, 23 June 2013

Star Cross'd Lovers

FYC: "Star Cross'd Lovers" - 'Titanic' meets 'Aliens' in James Cameron's genre-bending tale of doomed romance between social classes on an intergalactic cruise ship that becomes overrun with chitinous, vampiric xenomorphs.

Saturday, 22 June 2013

Dick Equals Cunt

FYC: "Dick Equals Cunt" - Gus Van Sant's twenty four hour queer-cinema marathon experiment in which the collected filmic works of Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant are subject to LucasFilm's technological wizadry to swap the performances of the bland, posh-ish, floppy-haired, obnoxious, poorly-acting English wankers.

Apart from spicing up the abysmal comedies with a new frisson of gender reversal, everything is exactly the same.

Saturday, 15 June 2013

Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!

FYC: "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"  - Biopic of the colorful Nobel prize winning polymath Dr. Richard Feynman, noted for his brilliant contributions to quantum electrodynamics, the development of the atomic bomb, and later to such concepts as nanotechnology and massively-parallel quantum computing systems. Starring Vin Diesel.

Sunday, 9 June 2013

In Search Of Lost Spunk

FYC: "In Search Of Lost Spunk" - Michael Winterbottom's pornographic version of Proust's classic performance-art piece/novel in which Casey Affleck stars as the frustrated author whose entire history of sexual escapades (mostly impotence and masturbation) comes flooding back to his mind after he loses a game of limp biscuit (arranged as a witless and spiteful 'pun' after he and his friends are kicked out of Madeleine de Scudery's salon for drunkeness) and bites into the heavily semen-frosted confection.