Friday, 12 July 2013

Surviving The Men-On-Pause

FYC: "Surviving The Men-On-Pause" - Jizztastic sci-fi thriller in the tradition of The Matrix and Vanilla Sky, in which Ryan Gosling stars as Brad Connors, a millionaire playboy who becomes disillusioned of a jet-setting life of endless Hollywood parties, amazing sex with groups of super-models, wining Nobel prizes and saving burning orphanages from rampaging terrorists using his Bruce-Lee-like martial-arts skills and brilliant gunplay.

Brad becomes increasingly morose and pouty, until eventually he is unable to get out of bed, and has even lost his appetite for shagging. In a sudden moment of clarity, he realises his life is a meaningless fiction, and wakes up to find himself in a cybernetic spunk farm, where he and a few thousand other men are kept in pods, milking-tubes harvesting their cocks for semen around the clock.

He breaks free of the facility and finds himself in a nightmare society composed only of women, basically free of brutality and egomania. The handful of men in the pods are being kept in artificial Utopias, unwittingly trading their sperm for blissful paradises where they can indulge as much as they desire in their infantile and irrational fantasies for violence, domination, adoration, and sexual prowess.

Realising what he has been missing all his life, Brad heroically frees his fellow men from the sperm bank, so that together they can rape, subjugate and destroy lots of real women, and each other too.

The film ends happily, all is well with the world, and it is on flames again, and more importantly the bitches know their place.

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