Thursday, 21 February 2013

Baphomet and Cthulhu Get The Munchies

FYC: "Baphomet and Cthulhu Get The Munchies" -  described in Variety as " 'Cloverfield' meets 'Cheech and Chong' ", this is a surreal road-trip in which the two Old friends/rivals are woken from their awful slumbers when Google starts machine-translating archaelogical documents in order to show off their new technology, and a user accidentally uses the 'say aloud' function on the most-dread spell of The Necronomicon.

The duo head their way across North America, causing hysterical psychosis and gobbling-up as many people as they can, before finally being exorcised by a Thelemite sex-magick ritual involving the Pope, the Dalai Lama, Stephen Hawking and Bill O' Reilly, depicted in excrutiating detail.

Available in some theatres in non-Euclidean 3D and featuring a musical number involving an alligator-shaped piano and Stephen Hawking's computer singing the song "It's a cook-book!".

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